Saturday, January 26, 2008

Everything I needed to know in life I learned as a newborn

Screaming your head off gives you serious gas.

Pink is the new black.

A smile will get you everwhere. And everything.

Living the motto "I'll sleep when I'm dead" might be fun for you, but it is really not for the people who love you.

It really is true bliss to eat whenever you want, whatever you want.

Farting and burping in public is only cute when you weigh about eight pounds.

Good things do come in small packages.

Simple things can make you happy. (e.g. staring at a fan for half an hour. Who knew?)

1 comment:

Teri said...

Good stuff!